You Know What?

I really like Goldfish.

That is all.

(I mean the food, you know, the little snacks. Not the actual fish. I don't eat fish. Well, I mean, I don't eat live fish. I'll eat dead fish. That's to say dead fish that have been been cooked, not some sunbaked dead fish lying randomly on the beach or something. What kind of sicko do you think I am? ... Huh? ... No, you're the one who's a weirdo! ... Oh yeah? ... Well, you're an asshat! I hate you Rufus!)